Samara Rose Priest
Proud Brother, Michael and Samara
See? It's not that hard!! There's no quantities, no real restrictions... it worked so well for me alllllll year.... so, regardless of the quality of food, which has been horrendous lately, (nutrition-wise and diet-wise, certainly not taste-wise) here is today's entry:
Breakfast -(cringe) peanut butter wafers (2 packs) and water Lunch: 3 slices of Spicy Mediterranean Pizza, Dinner: Tacos (2 soft, 1 hard and the remains of the cottage cheese.)
Personally, I hated writing that... because I know that 2 packs of those wafers are well over 800 calories and that I shouldn't eat again the rest of the day. Guess what... I am having leftover pizza for lunch! Why? I am out of control. So... to get back on track, I can't give myself a hard time about what I am eating during my meals and just get back to eating set meals in the first place. I have been snacking a great deal lately. Like my old boss, Dean, always told me: "The Devil is in the Details." All these little treats do not satisfy any hunger and I forget them as soon as I eat them. I am just not a person who can snack. Period. I MUST get back on a schedule. My health depends on it.
I AM 9% WHITE TRASH!
I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.
I AM 21% ASSHOLE/BITCH!
I am not an asshole or a bitch, more like an asshole and bitch target. I have no backbone, and fold at even a slightly insincere look. I need to stop crying, I am such a wuss.
I AM 33% HIPPIE!
I need to step away from the tie-dye. I smell too good to be a hippie and my dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man.
I AM 42% INTERNET ADDICT!
I could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and online role playing games, or I could become a normal user. Good luck!
I AM 39% EVIL GENIUS!
I want to be evil. I do evil things. But given the opportunity, and a darn good reason I may turn to the good side. Besides I am probably a miserable evil genius.